i was scanning for an image to accompany the 'band aid' link in my xmas song post and came across this chick's blog where she posted a whole bunch of lyrics from the misheard lyrics archive. go here, love this shit
:: 'scuse me while i kiss this guy :: >Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
The real lyrics were:
"Might as well face it, you're addicted to love."
But I misheard them as:
"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove."
U2: Mysterious Ways
The real lyrics were:
"She moves in mysterious ways"
But I misheard them as:
"Shamu the mysterious whale"
National Anthems: Oh Canada
The real lyrics were:
"Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee..."
But I misheard them as:
"Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze..."
INXS: I Need You Tonight
The real lyrics were:
"Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind"
But I misheard them as:
"Your boobs are so long
They've got to hit your nose
You're one of a kind"
Neil Diamond: You Don't Bring Me Flowers
The real lyrics were:
"You hardly talk to me anymore, when I come through the door at the end of the day."
But I misheard them as:
"You hardly talk to me anymore, when I Kung-Fu the door at the end of the day."
AC/DC: Back in Black
The real lyrics were:
"Forget the hearse cause I'll never die."
But I misheard them as:
"I've got a purse but I'm still a guy."
Band Aid: Do They Know It's Christmas Time
The real lyrics were:
"The greatest gift they'll get this year is life."
But I misheard them as:
"The only gift they'll get this year is flies."
Stone Temple Pilots:
The real lyrics were:
"Feeling like a hand in rusted shame..."
But I misheard them as:
"Feeling like a ham and mustard shake..."