she never stood a chance.

TS has done it again with his keen sense of crazy and ability to locate weird on the internet... he has dug up this gem of a site and posted it on my boyfriend's fb wall (it's a fun little thing they do to keep in touch now that they don't live across the hall from eachother). i think it may be time that i just get TS to do a weekly post on here of the bizarre crap he finds, because i pretty much am always amazed at the caliber of his discoveries and end up stealing his links and putting them up here anyway.

the following are a couple of the amazing photos from the site :: awkward family photos :: , where, you guessed it, people send in their own or other people's incredibly awkward (and fantastical in most cases) family photos. love it.

The Lenscrafters
** she never stood a chance.**

The Choker
**this is what happens when your male role model is both a priest and a gym teacher.**

my milkshake brings 85 to 90% of the boys to the yard...

my friend A was walking around the cafe we work at today singing to herself, "my milkshake brings 85 to 90% of the boys to the yard...". at first i didn't pick up on the subtle lyrical alteration, but after repeating back what she said out loud, since the song/tune immediately got stuck in my head, i laughed for a good 5 minutes (deliriously tired? or just really funny? who knows).

anyway, she tells me the quote is from a site called :: texts from last night :: where people just send in funny/random/some stupid and unfunny texts that they sent and received (or made up to be cool and participate in posting on this website) while out partying. after further inspection of the site's contents here are a couple that i enjoyed:

"(519): Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me. "

"(201): I'm chasing vodka with french fries. "

"(513): thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES."

"(602): Goodnight sugar queer
(480): Sugar queer??
(602): Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'? "

"(706): i would punch a child for taco bell"